why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
"it" just moved
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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