that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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