"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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