That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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