Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
