dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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