It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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