i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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