your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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