the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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