return my video game
so explain again why im purple
no
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize