you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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