I just cut my nipple shaving
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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