I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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