I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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