Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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