we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
did i walk over a car last night?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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