i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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