I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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