Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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