out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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