you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
not ubering you a puppy
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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