Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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