Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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