come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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