im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I need a beard to bite.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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