I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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