How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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