Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
where does the pee come out of this thing
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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