oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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