3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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