how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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