he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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