I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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