OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
wow bdsm is so cute
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