dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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