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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her

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Clearly I went along with it

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(702): View more from Nevada

If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???

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(813): View more from Florida

right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

(1-813): View more from Florida

only on the fourth of july.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(347): View more from New York

These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.

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(360): View more from Washington

Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.

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