Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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