oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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