the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
