Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I know her cup size but not her name....
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