normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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