butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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