I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
this will be a night to untag.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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