found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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