No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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