There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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