Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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