Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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