It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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