Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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