how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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