He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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