Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
